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This meme is fucking dumb. So I debunked the fuck out of it. (fuck)Debunking Dumb Memes #3,000,002: The ‘Pro-Choice Democrat’ Meme

This meme is fucking dumb. So I debunked the fuck out of it. (fuck)

Debunking Dumb Memes #3,000,002: The ‘Pro-Choice Democrat’ Meme

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I Can (and will) Mock Michele Bachmann, In or Out of 2016’s Race

“So you’ll excuse me if I’m the one political comedian that wants to see both parties run new, fresh, exciting candidates up in 2016. Of course, it being 2014 and there being a highly-important mid-term election at the end of the year means that I’m really not too concerned with who does or doesn’t run for an election that’s still two years away. I know for a fact that Michele Bachmann doesn’t need to run for another office in her lifetime and she’ll be well paid. She’ll also have plenty of appearances on news commentary and talk shows to give me material. Wishing for her to run in 2016 is like wishing for a busload full of bankers to crash into an ocean of dildos.
It might be fun to watch, but in the end it doesn’t accomplish anything and we’re still the ones getting fucked in the deal.”

I Can (and will) Mock Michele Bachmann, In or Out of 2016’s Race

So you’ll excuse me if I’m the one political comedian that wants to see both parties run new, fresh, exciting candidates up in 2016. Of course, it being 2014 and there being a highly-important mid-term election at the end of the year means that I’m really not too concerned with who does or doesn’t run for an election that’s still two years away. I know for a fact that Michele Bachmann doesn’t need to run for another office in her lifetime and she’ll be well paid. She’ll also have plenty of appearances on news commentary and talk shows to give me material. Wishing for her to run in 2016 is like wishing for a busload full of bankers to crash into an ocean of dildos.

It might be fun to watch, but in the end it doesn’t accomplish anything and we’re still the ones getting fucked in the deal.”

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5 Shows You’ll NEVER See Air on ‘The Sarah Palin Channel’”For many, an illustrious career that includes résumé highlights such as The Most Embarrassing Vice-Presidential Nominee in History and a half-term governorship of Alaska would be enough to hang their hat on. Still for others, if you were to add to that list things like “a shitty reality show featuring as many opportunities to whore out my family — especially my eldest daughter” they would feel they did quite enough in their 15 minutes. But for a titan of culture and sophistication like Sarah “I Read Every Newspaper” Palin, enough is never enough, even when just about everyone on both sides of the aisle thinks you’re a jackass, buffoon and the low watermark for your party’s existence.
So she’s starting her own online TV channel. I know The Sarah Palin Channel will get a special bookmark in my Favorites bar, but in case you need some more convincing, what if I told you these shows will be on TSPC this fall? They won’t be, but I think you’ll agree they should be. Here are 5 Shows You’ll Never See Air on The Sarah Palin Channel.”

5 Shows You’ll NEVER See Air on ‘The Sarah Palin Channel’

For many, an illustrious career that includes résumé highlights such as The Most Embarrassing Vice-Presidential Nominee in History and a half-term governorship of Alaska would be enough to hang their hat on. Still for others, if you were to add to that list things like “a shitty reality show featuring as many opportunities to whore out my family — especially my eldest daughter” they would feel they did quite enough in their 15 minutes. But for a titan of culture and sophistication like Sarah “I Read Every Newspaper” Palin, enough is never enough, even when just about everyone on both sides of the aisle thinks you’re a jackass, buffoon and the low watermark for your party’s existence.

So she’s starting her own online TV channel. I know The Sarah Palin Channel will get a special bookmark in my Favorites bar, but in case you need some more convincing, what if I told you these shows will be on TSPC this fall? They won’t be, but I think you’ll agree they should be. Here are 5 Shows You’ll Never See Air on The Sarah Palin Channel.”

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Suing & Impeaching Obama Proves Their Fiscal Conservatism, Right?

"You’d hope that someone in charge in that party had paid attention during the Clinton years. But sadly, it seems if they were that they learned the wrong lessons."

Suing & Impeaching Obama Proves Their Fiscal Conservatism, Right?

"You’d hope that someone in charge in that party had paid attention during the Clinton years. But sadly, it seems if they were that they learned the wrong lessons."

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Maybe If You Stop Giving Haters Cover You Won’t Get Called One, Marco Rubio

"If Marco Rubio doesn’t want to be labeled a hater alongside the other haters, he should stop holding, espousing, and promulgating views that the haters hold. He should stop giving the haters legal cover for their hatred."

Maybe If You Stop Giving Haters Cover You Won’t Get Called One, Marco Rubio

"If Marco Rubio doesn’t want to be labeled a hater alongside the other haters, he should stop holding, espousing, and promulgating views that the haters hold. He should stop giving the haters legal cover for their hatred."

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Russia Still Isn’t America’s ‘Number One’ Geopolitical Foe, You’re Thinking of America

“If I were to try to describe the United States’ foreign policy in relation to the Middle East to a visitor from another planet, I think I would just pantomime someone repeatedly hitting themselves in the dick with a ball-peen hammer and then wondering out loud why their dick always hurt.”

Russia Still Isn’t America’s ‘Number One’ Geopolitical Foe, You’re Thinking of America

If I were to try to describe the United States’ foreign policy in relation to the Middle East to a visitor from another planet, I think I would just pantomime someone repeatedly hitting themselves in the dick with a ball-peen hammer and then wondering out loud why their dick always hurt.”

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Why Do Americans Insist On Taking Sides In Israel v. Hamas?

"If you walked into a crowded, tiny bar and found about a quarter of the denizens were locked in an intense round of bar room fisticuffs with glasses and pool cues flying just as someone brought out a semi-automatic weapon and started spraying bullets as he shouted "Death to all people who wear green pants!" you’d probably get the fuck out of that bar faster than you’d ever thought yourself capable of doing anything, right?"

Why Do Americans Insist On Taking Sides In Israel v. Hamas?

"If you walked into a crowded, tiny bar and found about a quarter of the denizens were locked in an intense round of bar room fisticuffs with glasses and pool cues flying just as someone brought out a semi-automatic weapon and started spraying bullets as he shouted "Death to all people who wear green pants!" you’d probably get the fuck out of that bar faster than you’d ever thought yourself capable of doing anything, right?"

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It’s not all going to down the tubes just yet.

It’s not all going to down the tubes just yet.

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From:If You’re Offended by Bill Maher’s Tweet, Good, But That Doesn’t Make HIM the Asshole
"You’re entitled to disagree with me, too. You’re entitled to be way offended by that joke and to think of Maher — and me for defending him —as misogynists if you please. Humor is one of the most subjective art forms on the planet, and what I find hilarious you may find tremendously disturbing or offensive. But you don’t get to label someone with a term like misogynist because he said basically "sometimes people act so crazy we have no choice but to react with deadly force in kind." You can certainly call bullshit on that mentality — and I most certainly do — but can we please stop getting our panties in a collective bunch every time someone makes an analogy that we’re not comfortable with? Or barring that, can we at least all agree to do a better job of analyzing the subtext of people’s words, instead of obsessing over how they chose to couch them?"

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If You’re Offended by Bill Maher’s Tweet, Good, But That Doesn’t Make HIM the Asshole

"You’re entitled to disagree with me, too. You’re entitled to be way offended by that joke and to think of Maher — and me for defending him —as misogynists if you please. Humor is one of the most subjective art forms on the planet, and what I find hilarious you may find tremendously disturbing or offensive. But you don’t get to label someone with a term like misogynist because he said basically "sometimes people act so crazy we have no choice but to react with deadly force in kind." You can certainly call bullshit on that mentality — and I most certainly do — but can we please stop getting our panties in a collective bunch every time someone makes an analogy that we’re not comfortable with? Or barring that, can we at least all agree to do a better job of analyzing the subtext of people’s words, instead of obsessing over how they chose to couch them?"

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Dear LOL-Bertarians: Rich People Can Be Offended By Income Equality Too

The point is, ladies and gentleman, that guilt— for lack of a better word — is good.
Guilt is right.  Guilt works.  Guilt clarifies, cuts through, and equalizes the essence of the American spirit.  Guilt, in all of its forms — guilt over an unfair abundance of life, money, for love, and knowledge — has marked the upward surge of charity toward mankind.  And guilt — you mark my words — will not only save the Working Class, but its malfunctioning parent corporation called the USA because we all should feel guilty if we find ourselves the beneficiaries of an unfair system; that’s just the right, fair and humane way to live your life.

Dear LOL-Bertarians: Rich People Can Be Offended By Income Equality Too

The point is, ladies and gentleman, that guilt— for lack of a better word — is good.

Guilt is right.  Guilt works.  Guilt clarifies, cuts through, and equalizes the essence of the American spirit.  Guilt, in all of its forms — guilt over an unfair abundance of life, money, for love, and knowledge — has marked the upward surge of charity toward mankind.  And guilt — you mark my words — will not only save the Working Class, but its malfunctioning parent corporation called the USA because we all should feel guilty if we find ourselves the beneficiaries of an unfair system; that’s just the right, fair and humane way to live your life.