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When Will John Roberts’ Supreme Court Put America Out of Its Misery?

“There’s a part of me that thinks Chief Justice John Roberts and his four fellow-conservative justices view the American Dream like Travis Coates’ rifle viewed Old Yeller.”

When Will John Roberts’ Supreme Court Put America Out of Its Misery?

There’s a part of me that thinks Chief Justice John Roberts and his four fellow-conservative justices view the American Dream like Travis Coates’ rifle viewed Old Yeller.”

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The white people behind Kerry salty af

^ lol

i think that’s lionel richies daughter back there too lmao

They so salty!

Lmfao. Rock is one of the best. Almost at Chapelle’s level.

LMFAO KERRY LOST HER SHIT BECAUSE SHE KNOWS IT’S TRUE

(Source: bananadome, via glitter-betch)

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That Socialist Obama Just Grew Our Capitalist Economy The Fastest Since 2011!
“How very sneaky of you, President Obama, to lull us to sleep by helping our economy recover its way into falling apart.”

That Socialist Obama Just Grew Our Capitalist Economy The Fastest Since 2011!

How very sneaky of you, President Obama, to lull us to sleep by helping our economy recover its way into falling apart.

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Sorry Gun Nuts, Mass Shootings Are On The Rise And We Have the Statistics To Back It Up
“Extrapolating the data shows us that in a little over 20 years’ time, if this trend just stays at the pace it’s at, we could be seeing 432 mass shootings a year. Stop and think about that for a second. 432 potential Columbines. 432 potential Sandy Hooks, or Aurora theaters. If each of those 432 mass shootings only resulted in three deaths per shooting, that would still be over 1,200 mass shooting deaths in a year, or the equivalent of roughly 60 Sandy Hook shootings a year.”

Sorry Gun Nuts, Mass Shootings Are On The Rise And We Have the Statistics To Back It Up

Extrapolating the data shows us that in a little over 20 years’ time, if this trend just stays at the pace it’s at, we could be seeing 432 mass shootings a year. Stop and think about that for a second. 432 potential Columbines. 432 potential Sandy Hooks, or Aurora theaters. If each of those 432 mass shootings only resulted in three deaths per shooting, that would still be over 1,200 mass shooting deaths in a year, or the equivalent of roughly 60 Sandy Hook shootings a year.”

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Dick Cheney Should Get Punched In His Cock Every Time He Talks About War

“As much as I’d love to just laugh off anything Cheney says until he finally has the good sense to die and let us have our planet back, I can’t.”

Dick Cheney Should Get Punched In His Cock Every Time He Talks About War

As much as I’d love to just laugh off anything Cheney says until he finally has the good sense to die and let us have our planet back, I can’t.”

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If You Care About The ‘Latte Salute’ I Sort of Really Hate You

“If you care about this image even in the slightest, you are definitely the Worst American Ever. ”

If You Care About The ‘Latte Salute’ I Sort of Really Hate You

If you care about this image even in the slightest, you are definitely the Worst American Ever. ”

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Vietnam & The Middle East: Bastions of American Bipartisanship

“We have to ask ourselves as the bombings start in Iraq and bleed into Syria…who will share the War on ISIS with Obama? Which president will take the war baton from the progressive, Nobel Prize winning Democratic first black president and wage more war that will only help more misguided people get their hands on weapons, and seek their revenge against a country that just can’t get out of its own damned way?”

Vietnam & The Middle East: Bastions of American Bipartisanship

We have to ask ourselves as the bombings start in Iraq and bleed into Syria…who will share the War on ISIS with Obama? Which president will take the war baton from the progressive, Nobel Prize winning Democratic first black president and wage more war that will only help more misguided people get their hands on weapons, and seek their revenge against a country that just can’t get out of its own damned way?”

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Fiscally Conservative Crickets Are Singing In Kansas

“Kansas’ economy is in the absolute shit-house right now, and it’s all Brownback and his idiotic tax plan’s fault.”

Fiscally Conservative Crickets Are Singing In Kansas

Kansas’ economy is in the absolute shit-house right now, and it’s all Brownback and his idiotic tax plan’s fault.”

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Britt Hume’s Not-So-Subtle Subtle Defense of Domestic Violence

“I am amazed that conservatives could do things like defend Ray Rice — of whom we have videotaped evidence of his violent criminality — and pretend as if the players being victims of an overly-politically correct society is the issue at hand, and not whether people who savagely beat women and children deserve million dollar paychecks, fame, and the adoration of thousands upon thousands of screaming fans. I’m amazed by this because they keep trying to tell us all that they aren’t misogynists. But if you’re not an old fashioned, “Mad Men” style kind of person, then how can you not praise the NFL for taking the right steps to get the accused off the field until the cases work their way through the legal system?”

Britt Hume’s Not-So-Subtle Subtle Defense of Domestic Violence

I am amazed that conservatives could do things like defend Ray Rice — of whom we have videotaped evidence of his violent criminality — and pretend as if the players being victims of an overly-politically correct society is the issue at hand, and not whether people who savagely beat women and children deserve million dollar paychecks, fame, and the adoration of thousands upon thousands of screaming fans. I’m amazed by this because they keep trying to tell us all that they aren’t misogynists. But if you’re not an old fashioned, “Mad Men” style kind of person, then how can you not praise the NFL for taking the right steps to get the accused off the field until the cases work their way through the legal system?”

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Here a War, There a War, Everywhere a War-War

“So clearly we’re all ready for war again, right America? And in ten years, long after this president is gone and we’re still fighting his war, we’ll be okay with it because this time it’s different, right? This one time that we’re arming moderate rebels in a far off country, knowing full-well that the chances of those weapons one day being used against us or our allies are quite high, will end up with different results. That’s obviously what we believe because there just has not been any real, fiery outrage from almost anywhere on the political spectrum over Obama essentially proposing another endless war on terror, with the only difference really being that he’s not lying to us about the imminent threat of dirty nuclear bombs, hastily being prepared in Iraq.”

Here a War, There a War, Everywhere a War-War

So clearly we’re all ready for war again, right America? And in ten years, long after this president is gone and we’re still fighting his war, we’ll be okay with it because this time it’s different, right? This one time that we’re arming moderate rebels in a far off country, knowing full-well that the chances of those weapons one day being used against us or our allies are quite high, will end up with different results. That’s obviously what we believe because there just has not been any real, fiery outrage from almost anywhere on the political spectrum over Obama essentially proposing another endless war on terror, with the only difference really being that he’s not lying to us about the imminent threat of dirty nuclear bombs, hastily being prepared in Iraq.”